If all the White House press secretaries are gathering to speak at an event and a suspicious package causes them to cancel, how would you ever know? Who would be around to tell 1,500 parents, alumni, and students at American University that Ari Fleischer, Mike McCurry, Dee Dee Myers, and the rest of the gang would not be in attendance after a suspicious package was found in the garage underneath the arena where they were to appear? Do press secretaries need press secretaries? A paradox, a conundrum, a mystery wrapped in an enigma, etc., etc.