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• First it was Robocop and Unicorns, now it’s Obama and Unicorns?
• National Airport was named the fourth-favorite U.S. airport by travelers in the Smarter Travel 2008 Readers’ Choice Awards. BWI was fifth, and Dulles was named one of the circles of hell.
• The NCAA has officially sanctioned the University of the District of Columbia for, as the school had already admitted, allowing 248 athletes to practice or compete with their Division II teams while they were academically ineligible.
• More than 300,000 people have already cast absentee ballots in Virginia.
• “tell me why people would rather spend $1.99 on a can of Goya Bean Soup at Harris Teeter, when I can buy a can for 99 cents at Pan Am International Market in Columbia Heights?”