According to alarmists from both sides of the aisle, all hell is going to break loose depending on which candidate emerges from the ashes of tomorrow’s presidential election. Pestilence, Famine, War, Death — think your typical Adams Morgan Saturday night minus the jumbo slice.

But before the world comes to a fiery end come Wednesday morning, be sure to first vote, then take advantage of the slew of freebies available on election day. Caffeine, Fried Dough, Ice Cream, Cheese, Beer — our favorite horsemen of the free-pocalypse.

Start off at a participating Starbucks with a free, tall (12-ounce) coffee. No proof needed, just say that you voted.

Next, pair that coffee with a special, star-shaped (and gratis) donut with “patriotic sprinkles” from Krispy Kreme. Just make sure you grab an “I Voted” sticker as proof of your vote. Locations at Dupont Circle, Alexandria, and Rockville.

Between 5 p.m. and 8 p.m., Ben & Jerry’s will be giving away free scoops in celebration of democracy. Use the finder tool on their website to find a participating shop, but expect lines downtown (such as Eastern Market and Dupont Circle) to be long.

Among the many bar and restaurant specials around town tomorrow night, one of our favorites actually takes place Wednesday night. Starting at 6 p.m., celebrate (if your candidate wins) at Top of the Hill or lament (if your candidate loses) at 18th Amendment with free beer (while supplies last) and dinner specials. More details at ExpressNightOut.com.

Lastly, proof of your vote earns you a free two-cheese plate at Dino (domestic Constant Bliss and Sweet Grass’s Double Cream) on Tuesday night. Discount on wine and cocktails if you arrive by 7 p.m.

If we miss any other great deals, spread the word by leaving a comment.

UPDATE 2:45 p.m.: One more deal to add on the calorie pile. Wear an “I Voted” sticker to California Tortilla tomorrow and snack on a free taco. (Note: Must be of voting age, sorry kids)