Vincent Orange, fighting Kwame Brown for Gray’s seat, went with a smaller Cadillac SUV than his competitor. What, he couldn’t afford an orange paint job?

Via the Wall Street Journal, it seems the National Bureau of Economic Research, the group of economists charged with deciding whether or not the country is in a recession or not, has only now decided that we are definitely in a recession. Interestingly, even though the definition of a recession is generally agreed to be two straight quarters of declining gross domestic product, the NBER have declared that our current recession began in December 2007, a full year ago. Apparently mixed employment numbers caused them to delay the official classification. But had anyone actually been hesitating calling this economic sh*t sandwich a recession over the last four months until now? For what it’s worth, President Bush said he’s “sorry” all this is happening.