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Good afternoon out there in the commentopolis. It’s time, once again, for your weekly look at the best contributions from the last week of posts here at DCist.

Hmm, well, there were lots of good stories in the news this week, but when you can combine a former D.C. councilman, peeing, alleged racial slurs, tattoo parlors and Georgetown, well, you better believe that we’re looking forward to those comments. Thanks to Harold Brazil’s day in court, our collective prayers were answered. DCIrish didn’t disappoint with this, our Comment of the Week:

Let’s not give Harold Brazil a hard time. Exposing yourself to others and then aggressively urinating is a common conflict resolution technique. It works well in a variety of situations such as figuring out who is actually the “next in line” at a CVS, deciding who should get the open seat on the S2 bus, or in response to being told to stop talking on your cell phone while watching a movie that you paid good money to see and need to tell your cousin all about. I say Harold Brazil is a visionary.

See, that’s what we call “glass half-full” thinking, people.

After the jump: we get to use derivations of the word “teabagging” like seven thousand times (come on, give us our fun), you people sure like talking about buildings, and of course, why it’s unwise to Google questionable things at the office.