If you’re leaving the District for the holiday weekend but you haven’t hit the road yet, you might be asking yourself, “Did Beyonce actually record a song about Jay-Z’s penis? Does the gold lamé napkin she’s wearing for the video constitute clothing?” Good questions — but the wrong questions! You need to know about traffic.

Here’s what Google traffic has to say about the roads out of D.C.:

Not too shabby, eh? The Bay Bridge is obviously a bit congested — but it’s nowhere near as bad as one might think: merely a mustardly shade of yellow, not a foreboding blood red (or worse, the dreaded red and black.) We’re also hearing that Google’s real-time traffic map might not be picking up on some delays near Manassas, so if you’re heading that direction, prepare yourself for some delays.