You’ll have to forgive us for only getting around to this juicy piece of non-news today, but it appears as if Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Board chairman H.R. Crawford might have suggested that he had heard from a friend’s friend on the Hill about some rumors that people maybe perhaps were thinking about removing Ronald Reagan’s name from its current place preceding the words “National Airport.” Well, why doesn’t he just call the Gipper a communist while he’s at it! But seriously, those of you looking for a fast-track to lobotomization should go right ahead and read the large amount of comments left on the Examiner “report,” but we’ll sum it up here for you: the right-wingers don’t like it, the left-wingers seem apathetic, and the whole thing turns into a ridiculous pissing contest between Obamans and Reaganites about health care. (I think.) No word on whether or not the Chairman has even considered renaming the airport “Rappin’ Ronnie Reagan National Airport,” which seems like the perfect compromise to this editor.