Poor, poor Teddy. The guy just cannot catch a break. It’s bad enough that he’s usually drifting off during the most vital point of the Presidents Race, or running the wrong way, or having his name spelled incorrectly. But at least things never got violent — that is, until Friday night. D.C.’s beloved Presidents and Pittsburgh’s Pierogie Pentathlon crew continued their cultural exchange program, whereby the Presidents travel to the ‘Burgh to show a bunch of anthropomorphic Polish appetizers how it’s done. But this diplomatic mission got a little out of hand. As you can see from the video, the ‘rogie in the blue hat — who apparently goes by the name “Oliver Onion” — absolutely lays into Teddy, right at the pivotal moment. (With that kind of big hit potential, Oliver might want to try out for the Steelers.)

Of course, that doesn’t make it any less hilarious. Revel, as we did, in Teddy’s latest bit of failure: getting completely jacked by a piece of unleavened dough filled with potatoes.