From WTOP: “We’ll go and literally tune into your heart, your brain and your blood vessels and harvest the minute amount of electricity the body produces 24-7”. Wait, what? When will this be happening? Who will be responsible for this? The government? Malevolent visitors from another planet in search of resources? Will they be doing this systematically throughout the District? Will District residents need a D.C. One card to gain access the harvest point? What about Virginia and Maryland — will they be subject to this complete takeover of our bodies for electrical power? All important questions. But good luck finding any of that seemingly vital information in the story — the only thing that comes close is a quote from Jim Ostroff of the Kiplinger Washington Letter, a business publication, touting the powerful attributes of Body Area Networks. (Isn’t this exactly what powered The Matrix?) Better prepare yourself: apparently, these networks are “on their way.” Quite the bang-up reporting job, there, WTOP. (Don’t fall asleep, trusty readers.)