Yup, those who average a goal every 29.3 seconds earn the right to celebrate. (AP Photo/John Bazemore)

Capitals 5, Thrashers 4: Last night’s game between Washington and Atlanta was a tight affair for the first thirty minutes. It was at that point that the Caps unleased an offensive fury, the likes of which hasn’t been seen since that glorious day when I mastered the unstoppable wraparound glitch in NHL ’95 for Super Nintendo. Jeff Schultz, Matt Bradley, and Chris Clark all scored in one minute and 22 second span in the second period — and Washington needed them all, holding off Atlanta’s late surge to win 5-4 on the road. In a matchup of two of the league’s most prominent scorers, Alex Ovechkin’s team topped Ilya Kovalchuk’s, although Kovalchuk scored twice and the Great Eight was held pointless for only the second time this season. Ondrej Pavelec certainly had a bad night between the pipes for the Thrashers — not only did the Caps smoke five past him on only 14 shots before he was pulled, but Schultz’s goal was on a simple clearance attempt from 85 feet away which took an incredibly fortuitous hop into the back of the net.