In the off chance you aren’t friends with Sarah Palin on Facebook, let it be noted that the former Alaska governor/VP candidate/attention starved loon/media juggernaut announced last night that she will indeed be making a stop in the D.C. area on her book tour. This may come as a shock, but it turns out she’s not planning on promoting Going Rogue at Politics & Prose. In fact, she won’t be at a bookstore at all. Instead, from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Dec. 5, she’ll be out at the BJ’s at 13053 Fair Lakes Shopping Center in Fairfax, presumably so she can rub elbows with the “real Americans” who buy in bulk. Mark your calendars!