Good morning, D.C. Are you really ready to reenter a world in which eating open-faced turkey sandwiches, watching college football rivalry games and hitting the recliner for numerous naps are not the top three things on your to do list? Of course you aren’t. Fortunately for you, it’s Saturday, and the aforementioned luxuries are still in sufficient supply.

Don’t worry, you can hide from the work-a-day world for a couple more days. We won’t tell anyone.

Let’s take a brief trip around the news, shall we?

>> Shopping anywhere yesterday was a disaster, duh. Speaking of Black Friday, The Washington Humane Society apparently had a sale yesterday. Of course, we’re only mentioning this so that we can link again to Meghan Gay’s adorable photographs. (Squee.)

>> Frozen Tropics has the word on the resignation of ANC 5B06 Commissioner Wilhelmina Lawson — and the details for those interested in taking the vacant seat.

>> Helpful: The City Paper has aggregated all of its extensive Pershing Park case coverage into one convenient little site.