If all you want for Christmas is theater, we’ve got the roundup for you. Think seasonal favorites, many musicals, and a dose of improv thrown in for good measure. Conspicuously absent: a partridge in a pear tree.

Theater Alliance offers a dose of Christmas spirit with its production of Langston Hughes’ Black Nativity (Dec. 10).

The Neo Futurists are back! Ready to wow us again, the troupe performs Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind, featuring 30 plays in 60 minutes, with all new material at Woolly Mammoth (Dec. 7).

Fans of Mel Brooks’ movie-to-musical-and-sometimes-back-again-or-occasionally-reversed repertoire, take note: Young Frankenstein will be stopping at the Kennedy Center (Dec. 15).

We’re not gonna pa-ay. Well, actually, we just might, to see a local production of Rent at Keegan Theatre (Dec. 17).