Photo by Matt.Dunn
- Looks like there’s been an uptick in snatch-and-grab iPhone robberies in the Dupont-Logan area. [Borderstan]
- Ohmygod another entrepreneur has announced he will try to open a bar in Bloomingdale, everybody freak out from the excitement!!! [Prince of Petworth]
- A terrible stench afflicted the second and third floors of the U.S. Capitol Building today, and remarkably, it wasn’t the nervous sweat of Democrats. [The Note]
- World’s most awesome 80-year-old celebrates birthday by getting beaned in the head with a hockey puck at the Verizon Center, shrugs the whole thing off as “like getting a hole in one in golf.” [D.C. Sports Bog]
- A D.C. Council panel managed to lose some recorded deposition testimony collected during a probe into that shady firetruck donation to Sosua. At least this entire, ridiculous episode demonstrates competence on all fronts of local governance. [Examiner]
- Adding emoticons to Metrobus signage is probably the least WMATA could do to cheer us up at this point. [Unsuck DC Metro]
- Brooks Brothers is heading to Georgetown’s M Street. [Georgetown Metropolitan]
- Central Union Mission will try to get the Gales School Property at 65 Massachusetts Avenue NW. Again. [DCmud]