Photo by ewilfong

Photo by ewilfong

  • Comcast customers, get ready for Xfinity, a brand new word for you to morph into various swear words and epithets. It’s Xtastic.
  • Daily Caller blogger Jim Treacher got hit by the driver of an SUV while crossing the street downtown Wednesday night. He’s got a painful broken knee but is otherwise OK.
  • Montgomery County does not want your hardcore BDSM parties. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
  • The Going Out Gurus are doing the Lord’s work by compiling a list of the arts and entertainment events that have already been canceled for this weekend.
  • To take your mind off Butterstick, perhaps these bubble-blowing white whales can fill the hole in your heart.
  • Ruh roh. Teenagers think blogging is so over. Anybody got any good long-term career advice? Or get rich quick schemes?