Fire should not be a problem during a blizzard. Fire beats electrical wires, snow puts out fire, salt covers snow: It’s the paper-rock-scissors order of nature. Yet ABC7 reports that the snow hampered firefighters, not the fire itself, during a blizzard blaze in Great Falls last night. Firefighters trudged in waist-deep snow up a mile-long driveway — wtf is up with a mile-long driveway! — and arrived in time to safely escort the residents away with their vehicles and some other stuff. Fairfax County Fire and Rescue Deputy Chief Andrew Duke told ABC7 that the firefighters were unable to get water-pumping equipment to the house in time. One would think he would continue by saying, “Which is okay, because it was snowing, so the snow put out the fire, nbd.” One would think.