Woo Super Bowl! That was a football game.

Now, back to All Snow All the Time. If you are a District government worker and you’re only just trying to decide whether to show up for work on time tomorrow or have another beer, then have one for your correspondent at DCist, because District government offices are opening an hour later tomorrow. Most DMV schools are closed, so teachers should start pulling the pins on those New Orleans hand grenades now.

For those wondering how they will trudge to work despite severely limited Metro service, I suggest thinking about something else. Something like: people having fun in the snow!

DCist Wintery Editor Andrew Wiseman captured two videos of people greeting the snowpocalypse. The first shows scenes from the Official Malcolm X Park Snowball Fight.

This video features people risking death on the hill at 13th Street NW:

Psychopaths, all of them.