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This week: let’s connect the Mayor’s many, many, many buddies to D.C.’s various crumbling roads, shall we?

  1. For those of you who have missed, oh, the last year in local politics, The Post’s Nikita Stewart and Paul Schwartzman provide a primer on all the Mayor’s horses, and all the Mayor’s friends. Fortunately for him, Adrian Fenty has approximately $2 million more than Humpty Dumpty did, so regardless of whether or not he gets put back together again, he’ll probably still be the Mayor come the end of the year.
  2. I’d vote for Wale if he ran for Mayor, though he seems more content to tour the world, be a rising star, and enjoy the good life. The mixtape king was at the Wizards game on Friday night, and joked with CSN that he might use play-by-play man Steve Buckhantz’s “dagger!” catchphrase on his next record. It is not an exaggeration that this is probably the most exciting thing that’s happened involving the Wizards this year.
  3. The obituary on the Wizards’ season was written a long time ago. But how do you write an obit for a grocery store? Well, Hamil R. Harris gives it a whirl, for the soon to be closing Safeway at 514 Rhode Island Avenue NE:

    For longtime shoppers, that Safeway has been more than a store. In those aisles, people kept family recipes alive, got the latest gossip and bought cakes to celebrate milestones. Cashiers were more than employees; they were friends.

    “It is really sad because many people depended on this store,” said Zelma Johnson, 54, who lives in Northeast.

  4. But not all is lost on the retail front, especially on H Street NE. Reports of significant new development at 3rd and H, and potential mixed-use at 13th and H have people talking.
  5. People were also talking this week about the announcement of the peak dates for the 2010 Cherry Blossom Festival; but the festival needs volunteers who have a knowledge of D.C.
  6. Former DCist editor Mike Grass certainly has a knowledge of D.C. He tells us that “The Reagan funeral-related emergency road repairs on Waterside Drive from 2004 are all potholed now.” So I guess we’ve got another, what, four years until we’ll need to lay down new asphalt on Pennsylvania Avenue?