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MUSIC: Ted Leo and the Pharmacists are at the 9:30 Club tonight. They have a new album out and always put on a good show, so the DCist crew is pretty excited about this one. Tickets are $15, doors 7 p.m.

HAPPY HOUR: It’s Green Happy Hour at the Phillips Collection tonight and every Thursday through April 22. Partake in organic wines and local beers, and a dollar from each drink goes to the Earth Day Network. Those who donate $25 or more receive one free drink. 5-8:30 p.m.

COMEDY: Usually when you laugh at D.C.’s journalists it’s a bad thing: a verbal misstep, an accidental post online, an attack from Mother nature. But tonight the National Press Club (529 14th St. NW, 13th floor) has a good reason for you to find reporters funny: the Commedia del Media show. Attend the event (doors 7 p.m., show 8 p.m.) to see who is named “DC’s Funniest Journalist.” Among the competitors: Melissa Bell of The Washington Post, WAMU’s Jamila Bey, FOX’s Rich Edson, Military.com’s Jamie McIntyre, Walter Shapiro of Politics Daily, and McClatchy’s Nancy Youssef. Tickets are $15 in advance, $20 at the door, with proceeds going to three charities.

EVENT: The Phoenix Bike Show comes to the National Rural Electric Cooperative Association (4301 Wilson Blvd, Arlington) tonight. This is the third annual bash and four bikes will be raffled off (all attendees receive a raffle ticket with price of admission). Tickets are $20 online or $25 at the door. 7 p.m.

FOOD & DRINK: As DCist reported at the beginning of the week, Freshii ( 2001 M St. NW) is giving away fat-free tart yogurt to all customers who come by between 7 a.m. until 9 p.m., which is closing time. If the freebies last that long that is…