Apologies to anyone reading this who actually does make a living playing ball in the National Basketball Association, but its probably safe to say that if you’re looking at this right now, you will never, ever have a closet this large. Ever.

With a hat tip to Mark Wellborn at Urban Turf, this room — huh, it’s strange to be calling a space nearly as large as this editor’s entire apartment but a “room” — is part of a mansion located at 6910 Blaisdell Road in Bethesda, currently being offered for sale by one Mr. Antawn Jamison, who was dumped from the Wizards roster in a February trade with Cleveland. Here’s what you’d get for a mere $4.15 million — 25,876 (!) square feet, six bedrooms, seven bathrooms, six fireplaces, a private movie screening room, a sauna, and a laundry list of amenities that would make any five-star hotel weep with jealousy.

Honestly, I’m having a hard time envisioning how many clothes it would actually take to fill that closet, especially when you’ve got another 25,000 square feet or so to put stuff. Though I suppose the home’s solarium would provide you with an appropriate space to ponder such an complex dilemma.