Some 80 to 100 gallons spilled from a cabin cruiser after it caught fire last night at the James Creek Marina, reports the Washington Post. D.C. Fire and Emergency Medical Services quickly extinguished the fire, and a Fire & EMS hazmat unit was dispatched to help the Coast Guard in the effort to clean up the fuel spill on the Anacostia River. Call it the best oil spill news you’re going to read this weekend. Elsewhere, oy.