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  • If you take issue with McGruff the Crime Dog Puncher getting re-instated by Metro, you obviously support slavery, reports Unsuck DC Metro.
  • With apologies for linking to Maureen Dowd, she writes about the next generation of sex offenders and their predictably gross sex-offender-in-training high school games in the D.C. burbs.
  • Try to keep your road rage on a leash tonight, with a dozen or so traffic signals across the District malfunctioning. At least you have time to keep refreshing Twitter until it starts working again, then check up with DDOT as they monitor the light repairs.
  • Nice try, but the sign probably won’t help. (via DCBlogs)
  • Your entertaining comment thread for the evening: “How’s the Trinidad Neighborhood?” on Prince of Petworth.