From the Ward 1 Councilmember’s mouth to God’s ears: “I’ll be bagging grocieries [sic] at Adams Morgan’s Safeway this evening starting at 5:30. Please stop by and say hello, or pack my groceries Jim.” Now, I don’t make too many stops in the old Sandinista Safeway, but it would be worth the while to bend his ear while he’s bagging my produce. What do you think will be the number-one question he’s asked tonight? I feel like the Gentrification Giant is more Graham’s speed, personally. Pity the person for whom he’s bagging: He or she is looking at long lines all night tonight.