Zombie “invasions” are nothing new for D.C. As such, it was probably only a matter of time until the living-impaired began a very, very slow assimilation into the modern day world. Last year, they were
learning to use NextBus; this year, this group of brain-cravers from D.C., Montgomery and Prince George’s County, Baltimore and Annapolis were more concerned with how the United States men’s soccer team fared in Rustenburg than cracking open our craniums. Sure, they lurched their way up 15th Street — because, hey, even zombies use Facebook and follow the course outline — but, really, we just caught them on their way to get out of the sun. It’s a heat wave for them too, you know?