Happy National Chili Dog Day!

No, seriously. (July 29 also marks National Lasagna Day and National Rain Day, in case you were curious.) But what’s in it for you? As per tradition, noted local chili purveyor Hard Times Cafe will celebrate Chili Dog Day by giving out free chili dogs with any purchase at all of their locations — except Nationals Park, natch.

Enjoy your tasty treat today; tomorrow honors much more boring stuff: cheesecake, fathers-in-law and talking in the elevator. Man, did July 30 got the shaft or what?