I will steal your pea puree.

It’s that time of the week: time to recap another installment of Top Chef. Yawn. Oh, what, we don’t seem enthusiastic? Well, perhaps that’s because this season of Top Chef is an exercise in boredom that just won’t end. The contestants are childish, the food has been standard at best and downright unappetizing at worst and we don’t even have a local contestant left in the running. Short of inventing a drinking game (which we may resort to soon), watching the show seems like it’s going to continue to be an exercise in endurance.

Spoilers from last night’s episode, after the jump.