Oh, hey, it’s that guy who did that Arlington rap with all those kind of funny jokes about Whole Foods and yuppies — and now he’s produced a song about Metro.
It’s a natural follow-up track for Remy, considering that the consensus best part of his previous work was the line where he dissed Arlington folks for never riding the Green Line. There’s actually some lines that I will admit to laughing pretty hard at — for example, “I just missed the train / but it’s gonna be fine / because there’s a two-car train twenty minutes behind” — but I have been spending an obscene amount of time Fenty-boosting rap videos recently, so who knows how much my palate has wilted.