Yesterday, we noted that the District of Columbia Department of Health was going to be testing doctors as part of an initiative aimed to get the word out about HIV/AIDS in D.C. Another big part of that initiative is DOH’s “The Rubber Revolution” campaign, which aims to inform people how to use and procure the contraceptives. We’re always in favor of getting the word out and are excited to see that the Department had a good time putting it together. Look at those funky 70s fonts!

By far, though, the most entertaining aspect of this particular HIV/AIDS education campaign is a test which tells you what kind of condom you are. After all, we do love our condoms in D.C. — it’s only natural that we take a five-question survey to prove which kinds we most identify with, right?

The questionnaire has already earned itself some ink around town, but there was no way that I couldn’t take the quiz — all in the interest of journalism, of course. Despite the fact that people who drink beer at happy hour, enjoy watching ESPN and prefer the sweet sound of old Jawbreaker records are appallingly not spoken for in the quiz, I am pleased to announce that your DCist editor-in-chief’s “no-frills personality” is suited for standard latex condoms, for which I “have a great appreciation.” (We fully expect most, if not all, of our commentariat to be judged to “have a great appreciation” for much more interesting types of prophylactics.)

I guess I should be happy that I’m not, as Amanda Hess notes, one of the “Champagne-buying, steak-eating condom users concerned with the perception of their penis sizes.” Though if recent history is any guide, at least some of the people that this quiz is trying to reach might be.