• A big congratulations to D.C. United legend Ben Olsen, who was officially named the seventh head coach in club history today. Olsen — who had led the team on an interim basis after Curt Onalfo resigned in August, and is a head coach only 370 days after he retired from competitionsaid upon his introduction, “we have a way of playing at D.C. United that I want to get back to. The commitment, the energy, the passion all need to come back.” Go, Benny, go.
  • Gary Imhoff offers the bait calling cycling a “niche enthusiasm”; Dave Jamieson is more than happy to lodge the hook into his cheek.
  • Today’s think piece: should D.C. get rid of its sales tax?
  • Lydia DePillis says that there’s a big shakeup on the horizon at the D.C. Taxicab Commission — a re-evaluation of the licensing procedure, medallions and redefined meter rates are all on the table.
  • Cleaning up the Chesapeake would be almost as good for the economy as Black Friday (okay, not really, but good nonetheless!) — if only the state could get its paperwork in order.
  • Not an Onion headline: “Rising sea levels in D.C.: We’re safe, probably
  • The University of Maryland will start a competitive food eating team.
  • The great D.C. delinquent property tax auction is back for another go-round! Michael Neibauer has all the details on the properties up for bid.
  • HR-57’s new location? 816 H Street NE, based on a liquor license application spotted by Michael West, who initially broke the story that the club would be moving.
  • The White House Capitol Christmas Tree: it’s from Wyoming. It’s also rather large.
  • Don’t forget your umbrella tomorrow.