God bless the Washington Post. Always asking the tough questions. Following the annual Scottish Christmas Walk through Old Town Alexandria, where many Scottish men wear kilts – the Washington Post wanted to know, what exactly do you wear under those kilts? Boxers, briefs, or do you go commando? Tradition is never to wear anything underneath your kilt – so how do area Scotsmen dress? Well if you really want to know, one parader said “A Highlander doesn’t need underwear. If we did wear underwear, it would be made of, like, twigs.” There you go.