If you were on Jeopardy, your response to that headline would surely be “what is the recipe for a hilarious YouTube clip?” (Or something far, far, far more disturbing that you should totally keep to yourself.) Right, so, that’s what it looks like when Alexander Ovechkin, who is Russian, shooting hockey pucks with frightening accuracy at Russian nesting dolls filled with Russian salad dressing. If you’ve got a better way to get psyched for Saturday’s Winter Classic, I’d sure like to hear about it.