• Who needs to read the transcript of the Jack and Leslie Johnson “throw the $100,000 check in the toilet” phone call, when Xtranormal can act it out for us?
  • The small mammals at the Zoo sure enjoyed their Valentine’s Day. (Squee.)
  • Who’d have thunk it: many D.C. residents don’t think very highly of the Tea Party, even those members of the movement who live in the District!
  • Did everyone enjoy that glorious 70 degree weather today? Good, because it’s probably going to drop 50 degrees tonight and hit a low around 20.
  • Chandra Levy’s mother on the Guandique verdict: “Well, to be honest, I always have that 5 percent not being sure. Ninety-five percent I like to believe that the Justice Department is accurate. But there is that 5 percent.”
  • Homicide Watch D.C. has the charging documents in last weekend’s Adams Morgan stabbing incident in which 21-year-old Deon Thornton allegedly stabbed his brother Derrick multiple times.
  • Ally Schweitzer explores whether Busboys and Poets is stiffing local poets on pay.
  • The Capitol Riverfront Business Improvement District wants to know what movies you want to watch this summer.
  • Montrose Christian High School (Rockville) basketball player Tyrone Johnson: uh, yeah, he can dunk.
  • Metro isn’t the only organization having trouble with employee credit card purchases — the city’s attorney general is investigating employees of D.C.’s Department of Insurance, Securities and Banking for $13,000 in purchases made over the last year.
  • Highly recommended reading: JDLand’s family memories of Capitol Hill, which provides an awesome look at the area between 1959-69.
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