First, there were hipster traps, baited with PBR and American Spirits. Then, bridge and tunnel traps replete with a gold chain, Drakkar Noir and bronzer. The next logical step? Attempting to lure in Tea Partiers on the National Mall with Dick Armey’s manifesto and gun cleaner, of course.

We’ll have the full story and more photos from our adventures in urban trapping tomorrow.

Photo by Aaron Morrissey.