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Look, we all know that the Washington Post’s “Squirrel Week” is just a lengthy and incredibly odd diversion from the main reason we all flock to the Post’s website as spring crests: that is, to find out what won the paper’s annual Peep diorama contest. The Post won’t announce this year’s winners next Wednesday, but Holly E. Thomas gives us a sneak peek of this year’s Peep memes. The good: “A shocking lack of Charlie Sheen-related dioramas.” Not so good: Sgt. Peeper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. What, no “Peeply Loaded“?