Photo via Schwarzenegger’s blog.

You’ll have to pardon us. We were briefly concerned when we noticed that former T-800 Model 101 cyborg Arnold Schwarzenegger showed up in Washington yesterday — after all, Skynet became self-aware last night, and we’re a little on edge about the future of humanity.

Of course, this was before we concluded that any Terminators seeking to kill humans and wipe out the resistance wouldn’t spend the dawn of the machine revolution by posing for photographs during a leisurely bike trip around the city. So instead, we focused our imagination on the many ridiculous quotes Arnold surely uttered during his ride around the monuments.