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>> To cap a day of Redskins legal issues which you may have forgotten about, it appears as if defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth has been indicted on misdemeanor sexual abuse charges, stemming from a February incident in which Haynesworth allegedly grabbed a waitress’ breast at the W Hotel.

>> Speaking of such: it appears as if Dan Snyder finally understands the concept of metaphor.

>> WUSA9 reports that the teenager who was arrested for yesterday’s Zoo stabbing will be charged as an adult.

>> An informative piece by Eric Fidler about WMATA’s plans to finally, after nine years, sell off the three parcels of land it owns above the Green Line along Florida Avenue NW.

>> MPD Chief Cathy Lanier appeared on NewsTalk with Bruce DePuyt this morning to talk about youth violence and police escorts for celebrities, among other things.

>> A nice remembrance of Poly Styrene from DCist’s Ian Buckwalter over at Pinna Storm.

>> A man was shot on 2400 block of Elvans Road SE this afternoon.

>> In case you were wondering why the Nationals no longer shoot off fireworks after home runs, you can blame the Navy.

>> Quick work: Prince of Petworth reports that cops were able to apprehend a juvenile quickly after he fired shots at 8th and R Streets NW in Shaw last night.

>> It’s tough fighting Walmart.

>> Jennifer Green, a D.C. police officer arrested in a burglary sting last month, pled guilty today.

>> Uh, welcome to Washington, Mr. Ma.

>> And, of course: go vote! Polls are open until 8 p.m. tonight. It sounds like the turnout’s been incredibly light, so your ballot will carry extra weight.