Did you know that Jim Morrison once lived in Arlington? Yeah, neither did I, but the Lizard King once roamed the streets of Falls Church, according to this pretty funny column from Falls Church News-Press columnist Charlie Clark. Clark catches up with an “Arlington-based marketer of etiquette DVDs” who lives in a home where Morrison once resided, and proceeds to admit that he associates the area “with parties at which pals recited Morrison’s reverb-enhanced pronouncements on petitioning the Lord with prayer.” Okay, then.

In related news: given this revelation, we’re just going to go ahead and imagine that “Cars Hiss by My Window” was written about morning commutes on Interstate 66.