- Kudos to Greater Greater Washington for pulling out another one of their patented (and we say use this descriptor with lots of love) “fun for nerds” features — this time, it’s a contest where readers can vote for their favorite redesign of the iconic Metrorail map.
- Speaking of WMATA, the transit agency’s new chief spokesperson, Dan Stessel, is aiming for “a climate of openness and transparency.”
- Professional beer critics: just as bad at pouring pints from table taps as everyone else.
- Safeway is reportedly eyeing Tenleytown. Given how grocery store-based developments are going in that part of town, we’ll look forward to it opening up in 2024.
- DDOT’s rolled out a new Capital Bikeshare performance dashboard.
- “Hey, kids, remember when we told you that the last day of school was June 17th? Yeah, well, we lied.”
- DCA is getting a big runway renovation, but it shouldn’t cause too many distruptions.
- Some juvenile crime in the District is on the rise.
- Patrick Madden wonders if we’ll ever truly get to the bottom of the Sulaimon Brown scandal.
- Another big residential project is being planned for 14th Street NW — hey, where’s Yum’s?
- The Nationals played a reworked version of Cee-Lo Green’s signature hit called “Thank You” during their usual fourth-inning salute to the troops. Yeah, they won’t be doing that again.
- Who better to document the history of Internet memes than the Smithsonian Institution?
- Honestly, I don’t even know where to start with this story.
- This five-year-old is cooler than all of us.
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