People: get ready, zombies are coming. (James Calder)
Everyone knows that the Rapture is just a few days away. But what all the religious experts have failed to mention is the zombie apocalypse that will ensue once the righteous have departed our soil.
Fortunately, the heathens at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have a list of things that you need to plan on having in case your next door neighbor develops a craving for your brains. The CDC suggests creating your own emergency plans, as well as provides a list of the necessary supplies that will you need for this or most any other emergency, for that matter.
We noticed that the list was grievously absent of a baseball or cricket bat, a shovel and a 12-gauge shotgun. What other vital supplies are they missing?