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But not fully satisfying copulation!

According to numbers tabulated by Trojan (yes, the condom people), people in the District of Columbia are the most sexually active in the United States, with a whopping 75 percent of residents saying that they were gettin’ it regular. Another 70 percent said that they were looking to engage in a whole lot more. The one downside: D.C. isn’t having the most enjoyable sex, that honor goes to our friends in Philadelphia and New York.

Of course, these figures are culled from two “national online surveys,” so I’m sure their validity is completely beyond reproach. I mean, what kind of person lies on the Internet about the amount of sex they’re having?