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The Post obviously figured that they had a juicy scoop with this item about Michelle Obama’s calorie intake during a trip to Shake Shack this afternoon. See, the First Lady’s all about youth fitness, and eating “a whopper of a meal,” including “a ShackBurger, fries, chocolate shake and a Diet Coke” doesn’t really jive with that.

You know, that reminds me — it’s just like when the Post reported on the caloric count of the beer President Barack Obama — who supported his wife’s Let’s Move fitness program by creating a Childhood Obesity Task Force — had during a recent golf outing with Speaker of the House John Boehner.

Oh, wait — nevermind.