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>> No, Ron Moten does not actually get an erection when he’s working with people in the community. [Loose Lips]

>> “Tucked amid the tidy neighborhoods throughout the Washington area, homes of hoarders are hiding carpets soggy from the urine of dozens of animals. Hundreds — perhaps thousands — have boxes crawling with maggots and kitchens reeking of rotting food.” [Examiner]

>> Is next week’s weather going to suck? Yes. Yes it will. [Capital Weather Gang]

>> D.C. police officer Larry W. Seay was indicted on sexual abuse charges based on the allegations he forced sex acts on three woman while armed in 2006 and 2010. [WUSA9]

>> A potential zoning change could lead to D.C. police stations serving as points of sale for guns. [Housing Complex]

>> Woman who escaped carjacked vehicle by jumping out the door with her baby in hand: “I’m not a hero. I’m just a mom.” [WJLA]

>> Kal Penn is leaving his job at the White House to go back to television. [WaPo]

>> Weekend Metro closures are going to be a real thing for the next year and a half or so. Oh, you were planning on flying out of National the weekend before Thanksgiving? Uh, yeah, about that… [GGW/Examiner]

>> Behold, your updated D.C. Council directory! [Susie’s Budget and Policy Corner]

>> Washington’s “clean economy” remains strong despite recession. [Brookings Institution/WBJ]

>> Now-former NBC4 sports anchor Lindsay Czarniak got a little emotional during her last night on behind the local cameras. [D.C. Sports Bog]

>> Obligatory ROGER CLEMENS MISTRIAL link. [Sports Illustrated]

>> This feels like a fantastic use of sixteen bucks. [D.C. Brau]

>> Completely humbling. [Down But Not Out]

>> Whoa, trippy. [Flickr]