- The police mistakenly break into your home, believing that there’s a cache of guns inside. You’d think they’d reimburse you for those damages, right? Well, you’d think wrong. [GGW]
- A D.C. woman who was struck by a cyclist in San Francisco last month has died. [NPR]
- Ken Cucinelli versus Mark Warner would be some kind of Senate race. [WaPo]
- Zoning regulations against churches could lead to more development along Rhode Island Avenue. [Housing Complex]
- Attorneys for accused Lululemon murderer Brittany Norwood lay the groundwork for mental health defense. [WAMU]
- The mystery of who actually owns unsuckdcmetro.com (hint — it’s not the guy who runs Unsuck DC Metro). [Dr. Gridlock]
- Former D.C. streetcar czar Scott Kubly is headed to work for his old boss, Gabe Klein, in Chicago. [@skubly]
- BYT founder Svetlana Legetic gets interviewed by Forbes. [Forbes]
- A pretty fantastic, if completely satirical interview between Post columnist Gene Weingarten and Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT). [Aspen Daily News]
- Prince George’s County: where the District ships her dirt. [Housing Complex]
- The “Deep Throat” parking garage gets a historic landmark. [ARLnow]
- Tracee Hamilton argues that John Wall should go back to college during the NBA lockout. [WaPo]
- There’s still time to sign up for D.C. Public School’s Beautification Day. [DCPS]
- Big Bear Cafe, Smith Commons among joints who recently got slaps on the wrist for serving minors. [@fritzhahn]
- It’s completely unneccesary, dear Watson. [Answer Sheet]
- Yes, “My Super Sweet Serial Butt Stabber Birthday Party” is a thing. [Tittsworth]
- Nah, too easy. [@chefspike]
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