- Authorities are currently investigating a stabbing in the vicinity of 7th and H Streets NW which occurred around 4:45 this afternoon. [D.C. Fire and EMS]
- In light of the Jack Evans sports tickets controversy, Council Chair Kwame Brown agrees that the Council needs to “better define what you can and what you cannot do” with constituent service funds. [DeBonis]
- Arena Stage’s glass exterior was moving around yesterday — but it was designed to. [Arts Desk]
- Ezra Klein gets us to wondering: how long will it be until someone tries to hack into the District’s new iGaming system?
- Local: for most grocery store chains, it’s a relative term. [The Market Report]
- Thanks to the National Capital Planning Commission, I now know where to go to pay tribute to the women of the Titanic. [NCPC]
- The damage suffered at the National Cathedral in Tuesday’s 5.8 magnitude earthquake will cost millions to repair, but isn’t structural — check out a video tour of the damage here. [WaTimes/WaPo/National Cathedral]
- While we’re on the topics of maps and earthquakes. [developmentSeed]
- The Redskins are playing a preseason game in Baltimore tomorrow night — and inspectors were, as of this morning, still making sure that the Ravens’ stadium was safe after yesterday’s earthquake. (While we’re on the topic, it’d take some act of God mightier than a simple earthquake to fulfill Ravens’ coach John Harbaugh’s lofty desires.) [WaPo/SB Nation]
- Police have issued a warrant for the arrest of a man suspected of shooting a two-year-old in the face on Monday. [WJLA]
- If you were wondering exactly why all those protesters were getting arrested in front of the White House last weekend, well, here’s why. [Mother Jones]
- NORAD’s running jets over the District tonight. [WJLA]
- The taxman loses power. [D.C. Wire]
- Just to be clear: a pet adoption event does not entitle you to simply walk in and take any puppy you damn well please. [NBCWashington]
