In yesterday’s Go Home Already, we linked to a bizarre road rage story in which a College Park man was accused of attacking another motorist with a power line that had been knocked down during Hurricane Irene. Now, I don’t know about any of you, but my initial reaction to the story was definitely not “gee, I wonder what it would look like if local reporter and Gorton’s Fisherman lookalike Pat Collins reenacted the power line attack sequence.” After viewing the above report, in which Collins frantically rushes around the car attacked in the incident, I’m now willing to admit that initial reaction was completely misguided.