Just as I was finally coming to terms with my Collinsholicism, those pushers over at NBC4 just had to give him this story, in which he hangs out with three newborn puppies that were dumped in a trash bin at a King George County landfill and somehow survived.
I mean, come on — I’d need thousands of rounds of intense shock therapy to be able to resist this. You find that horrible puppy-dumper, Pat!
