Photo by Aaron.DeNu.

Photo by Aaron.DeNu.

  • Here’s a list of 159 things that police in the District can throw you in jail for! [DeBonis]
  • Harvey Levin wants “to do TMZ D.C. more than anything.” Oh, goody. [City Desk]
  • Bikes! Cars! Racism! Cursing! Comments! [PoP]
  • We’re just grateful we’re not under consideration for the jury in the Brittany Norwood trial. [@augensteinwtop]
  • Ten students were hurt when a school bus crashed in Prince George’s County this morning. [NBC Washington]
  • Here’s how they’re going to fix the National Cathedral. [WaPo]
  • Joe Lieberman: he’s just like us! [Dish]
  • Ugh: police now believe that the murder-suicide at a Rockville nursing home involved a husband who signed into the facility and shot his elderly wife before turning the gun on himself. [Crime Scene]
  • Either the Omni Shoreham is haunted, or, you know, it’s a humongous hotel that’s been open for several decades which, on a few occasions, has hosted some people who died. [NBCWashington]
  • It’s like H Street all over again: Lawyer hired by Crooked Beat owner Bill Daly sends out a call for business owners to take action regarding the drop in business the 18th Street streetscape project has caused. [HuffPoDC]
  • Oh, someone would totally buy a decommissioned Metro train and use it to house a restaurant. [GGW]
  • If you were alive on March 25, 1974, lived in Anne Arundel County, and may have known what happened to this murdered woman, police would like to talk to you. [WJLA]
  • People: if you don’t want your baby to be stolen, stop leaving it in a car with the keys inside and the engine running. [NBCWashington]
  • Ally Schweitzer argues that, despite all signs to the contrary, the Lincoln Center could yet be saved — though it’ll take a lot of different people pulling their weight. [Arts Desk]
  • Stephen Colbert would be so proud, Maryland. [WaPo]