Remember that scene in Seinfeld when George Costanza showed off his savant-like ability to rattle off the best bathroom anywhere in the city when given an address? Well, chances are Costanza’s gift would be wasted in Chantilly, Virginia — there is but one bathroom based there that matters!

According to a contest aiming to find America’s best washroom, one of the finalists is the “Don’s John’s Presidential Luxury Restroom Trailer,” a bathroom which was designed for President Barack Obama during his Inauguration in 2009. The can, which is “superlative from the start” and features “granite counters and shelves, black marbleized walls, wood panel doors, and a hardwood-designed floor” also features a “multi-zone, climate-controlled heat and air conditioning” and “soothing music inside for the visiting guests.” The whole shebang is on wheels, too, so conceivably, you might have the chance to use it someday.

Then again, given this city’s squalid history with public bathrooms, you probably won’t.