Photo by The Skipping Hippy.

  • PSA: “Please keep an eye out for little trick-or-treaters crossing the street this evening.” [DDOT]
  • Ben’s Chili Bowl has bought a space on H Street NE. But before you get all excited, “It won’t necessarily be another Ben’s, though.” [Housing Complex]
  • “A 20-year-old tried to kill himself by jumping in front of a Metro train Sunday afternoon, but he suffered injuries so minor that he was able to jump back onto the Metro platform after getting hit.” [Examiner]
  • This station manager at the Anacostia Metro station was caught on tape grabbing a few winks. [TBD On Foot]
  • Sure, that street photography law might be antiquated, but that doesn’t mean it should still be on the books, says National Press Photographers Association. [DeBonis/NPPA]
  • Did you witness a hit and run late last week on Fairmont Street NW? [New Columbia Heights]
  • Man who owes the District nearly $18 million in backtaxes — and spawned a DCist meme — has his Military Road home seized. [NBCWashington]
  • First dog poop, now tree houses. Does Fairfax really have nothing better to argue about? [WaPo]
  • Acronym alert: AT&T is bringing LTE to D.C. next month. [We Love DC]
  • Terrifying. [WJLA]
  • Just sayin’, the Prez is welcome to nosh at my place anytime. [Young & Hungry]
  • Nats manager Davey Johnson is riding high after the club exercised its option to bring him back next season: his goals include “Winning the pennant. Winning the National League.” [Nationals Journal]
  • Former NFL commish Paul Tagliabue has fronted $5 million for a new LGBTQ center on the campus of Georgetown. [Georgetown]
  • Science! [WaPo]