Photo by yostinatorTV: Tonight, the Black Cat (1811 14th Street NW) presents a South Park Christmas, a night of South Park Christmas episodes and $5 Great Lakes Christmas Ales. 8 p.m. Free.
FILM: As we reported last week, Lincoln Theatre (1215 U Street, NW) is now showing Hollywood adaptation of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Catch the film at 1 p.m., 4 p.m., and 7:30 p.m. Tickets $10. Pro tip: Buy at the Lincoln Theatre’s box office (1215 U Street NW) and avoid the Ticketmaster fees.
THEATER: When “A John Waters Christmas” came to the Birchmere earlier this month, it promptly sold out. Catch your favorite mustachioed director in the city he calls home, tonight at the Lyric Opera House (140 W. Mount Royal Avenue, Baltimore). 8 p.m. $62 to $72.
STORYTELLING: A rabbi, rabbi impersonator, comedian, journalist, professor, and scientist tell autobiographical tales at the My So-Called Jewish Life storytelling event, from SpeakEasyDC, at Sixth and I Historic Synagogue (600 I Street NW) tonight. Doors open 6:30 p.m. $15.
HIP-HOP: Chuck Brown and Wale play the 9:30 Club (815 V Street NW) tonight as part of the Know Your Status campaign. Since the campaign is about HIV/AIDs testing and awareness admission is free with a completed HIV test. 6 p.m.
